All cats and no rooster??
I should've gotten a job a long time ago just to give me something to write about. So here are the highlights of my last shift:

-Its my third day and I'm already training the new kid...take that! I'm not the new kid anymore, plus I also think I'm the greatest employee in the history of the world.
-I had to stand through a 30 minute discussion between two guys, one of whom had never heard of lesbian porn before, it went something like this:

Guy1: Yeah I got this one DVD and its all chicks
Guy2: What?! Thats crazy talk
Guy1: Seriously its all pussy
Guy2: No cock?
Guy1: Well they've got like rubber ones and shit
Guy2: All pussy and no cock, thats no good
Guy1: You mean you're watching porno for the cock?

except that went on for half an hour

-I couldn't find the mullet CD again so that'll have to wait til next week
-I elbowed a woman in the face for trying to cut past me in the secuity line, she wasn't nearly as impressed as I was
-My pack of gum set of the security scanner and the guards freaked out

Now I gotta do some laundry and pack for the weekend, then hopefully I can find time for some sleep.
- posted by Mike @ 8:29 AM