Is it tomorrow yet?
Big Brother 6 starts tomorrow night at 8pm eastern time! I was checking out the website to see if any of this season's contestants are worth cheering for, and at this point the answer is no. I click my way through the contestant list checking out their bios, and if any of them like stuff that I like I cheer for them, its that simple. One guy likes Rescue Me, Salma Hayek, Reese Peanut Butter Cups and the Patriots, so I guess hes gonna hafta do. Another guy likes Canadian Club, so thats cool, but he mixes it with 7up so hes out. Another guy likes Snatch (the movie), Chappelle's Show, Sean Connery, Eva Longoria, Salma Hayek and Lil' Jon, he should be good right? Wrong. Under favorite outdoor activities he lists "All sports but golf", fuck you pal you're outta here. Then theres the guy that puts "no favorite" for 11 answers....c'mon buddy narrow it down a little. One of the females likes The Usual Suspects, BBQs, The Patriots and Diet Pepsi, that not bad...but diet? boourns. Lastly, theres Michael, he likes the Lord of the Rings, The Simpsons and Beef Jerky. I used to always cheer for guys if we had the same name, but the 'Mikes' always turn out to be assclowns, and going purely on this guys picture I'm willing to say hes no different.
Hows that for judging a book by its cover! Tune in tomorrow to see what happens.

While I was making my way through the CBS website I also noticed ads for a new show comming this fall......Ghost Whisperer. Its about a woman who talks to dead people. I can tell you're super excited right? Okay fine it sounds like it might be the worst new show on the planet...or at least close, but its got Jennifer Love Hewitt and Aisha Tyler in it so I'm watching.....at least 2 episodes. Then I'll probably cut it off.

Almost forgot! Roy Oswalt is leading the voting for the last spot on the National League All-Star team....so unless you want me to bust out another longass baseball post about how much I hate baseball fans get over to mlb.com and vote for Roy! Also I would recomend voting for Scott Podsednik in the AL....fuck Jeter!

I was gonna do a post about Live 8 but then I got lazy, the main point I was going to make was if anyone tries to tell you that their favorite Barenaked Ladies song is anything but If I had a Million Dollars they're lying.

"They have pre-wraped sausages, but they don't have pre-wraped bacon"
"Well can you blame them?"
"Uh, yeah"
- posted by Mike @ 1:48 PM