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Saturday, July 02, 2005
Links Master Mike It was a windy day at Cresthaven G. C. this Canada Day, it was also the day I hit one of the greatest golf shots in recent history. 5th hole, chipping from off the left side of the green, lightly connect with the ball, it goes up, lands on the top of the green's hill rolls down towards the hole, kisses the flagpole....and drops. The crowd went insane...okay there was no crowd, but the guy at the next tee smiled in appriciation, and thats all I needed. And even though that was my 4th stroke on a 100 yard par 3 it didn't matter because for one hole I left the putter in the bag. Sexy. Unfortunatly the putter was furious with the rejection and made damn sure it was used multiple times on every green the rest of the day. Reed Johnson hit the 3rd ever pinch-hit grand slam in Jays history in tonights game. The first ever was Jesse Barfield back in 1982, the second player to do it was Tony Fernandez. The 6th season of Big Brother starts in a few days, am I going to be the only one watching it again? If you found a giant leech in your backyard what would you do? At any point would the idea to put it in a box and feed it mice cross your mind? 'Cause thats what some family did, turns out it only likes earthworms though. Am I the only one that thinks it odd that mice were the first things these people thought to feed a leech? Aside from the fact that they actually thought to feed a leech. How crazy woud the Raiders be if they had Randy Moss AND Terrel Owens? Fans shouldn't be allowed to vote for all-star games because too many fans are idiots (I'll elaborate on this one once the baseball rosters are finalized....but guaranteed at least half of the starters will be undeserving). Kenny Rogers gets a 20 game suspension for throwing a cameraman's camera to the ground....repeatedly. I think 20 games would be excessive if he wasn't a pitcher. Anyone know if they make suspensions longer for pitchers on acount of their playing every 5th game? If that had been Soriano would he have gotten 20 games too or just 4-5? "This is not the greatest song in the world, no, this is just a tribute" |