Oh Those Crazy Rappers
I don't have any funny work stories today, except for making the new guy think that we were all working the job for free as part of our community service. I guess its not really a good story if you can sum it up in under one sentance. What brings me herre today is the song And Then What by Young Jeezy it has one of my new favorite lines...and one of the worst lines ever:

"Patty cake, patty cake, microwave
These suckas make a square, damn I'm paid"

What?! I honestly can't think of a worse line then that right now, I mean there are bad lines and then theres using 'patty cake, patty cake' in a rap ....but don't worry I'll be doing more research.

"Wrapped up in the club, yeah I'm so crazy
These other rappers actin' like Patrick Swayze"

Okay maybe that line isn't as great as I think it is, but I just watched Road House the other day so I find any reference to Patrick Swayze's acting to be funny.
- posted by Mike @ 5:21 PM