Forget the OJ and toothpaste combo, we need a flavour of gum that can be chewed after brushing your teeth without reacting with the toothpaste flavour. That shit is crucial.
Why do network executives hate friday nights? Seriously, my sports options tonight are watching the Raptors try to go 0-9 to start the season or the Flyers/Thrashers on TSN. But that doesn't really count because sports matchups are highly variable. The best show on friday night is Law & Order CI...and its probably third on my list of favorite Law & Order shows (behind SVU and the original).
I thought that Ghost Whisperer had a shot to get into the friday night rotation based on Jennifer Love Hewitt alone, but its just not cutting it. Friday night is officially where television went to die.
O Brother, Where Art Thou? has the best movie soundtrack of all-time. Thats not even a debatable point.
I think this movie looks great. Not just because it has George Clooney and Matt Damon in it either...really though, these guys just don't make bad movies. I think its contractual. (Batman and Robin doesn't count, it never happened)
The Jays reportedly offered A.J. Burnett $50 million over 5 years. If we can get him for that I'm all for it, but I'm worried J.P. might get into a bidding war and overpay.
Whoever discovered the art of honey roasting stuff and then applied it to peanuts deserves a medal of some kind.
Why arn't more foods honey roasted?
Pizza Pizza needs to make their creamy garlic dipping sauce available for bulk purchases. Yeah its great with pizza, but I need to order like 4 extra ones every time so I can have them with fish and chicken fingers too. Or I need to figure out how to make it myself. Hmmmm I think this calls for some experimentation...updates to follow.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
If you liked any of those last three points you should proably check out these random fact generators: Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris and Mr. T.
- posted by Mike @ 4:56 PM
