If you've watched any sports highlights from last night you've no doubt seen Antonio 'ex-Raptor' Davis go into the stands. I don't have any problem with this, he saw his wife being threatened by a drunk 'fan' and went in as protection. No punches or beverages thrown. Of course we all remember the brawl-fest at The Palace last season, but have you seen the footage of Davis? As he gets to the seats where his wife is located some fan puts his hand on Antonio's shoulder and assumes the 'easy big fella' pose. Are you insane?! Antonio Davis is 6'9" and ripped, granted its not the same as seeing Ron Artest comming towards you, but I think if any NBA player jumped over the scorers table and was comming into the stands with fury in his eyes I'd make it a point to maybe not be in his way.
Did you see LOST last night?! oh shit, back to back insanity weeks. I was starting to lose a little faith in this show, but fuck all that its back and I love it. Now if ER can do something to jack my interest back up my monday to thursday nightly hour break will be solidified.
One of my professors tried to act out the opening and closing of a plants' stomate with an interpretive dance. Well at least thats how the back row interpreted the actions. The best way I can describe it is to say it was a combination of that footage of bigfoot (you know the slow-mo walk from left to right with the half head turn towards the camera) with Elaine's jerky-kick dance on Seinfeld. You kinda had to see it to fully appreciate it. Then as the class just stared with a collective blank look she said "sorry, I never had kids" like that was the ingredient missing in making us understand what she was trying to get across.
In that same class there is a kid always asking questions. I know people need to have material cleared up but most times it drives me crazy anyway. This particular guy refuses to raise his hand before asking a question though, he just yells out his questions regardless of what is going on. So basically he just bought himself the top spot on my list of people that need a punch in the face. I mean its not that hard to show a little respect.
"They smile in ya face, but they ain't loving you Turn your back, they try to break your jay eh double ewe"
- posted by Mike @ 3:01 PM
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hahah LOST was pretty crazy! but why the hell didn't they ask the others any freakin questions???
well there's this giant 30 year old child in my english lit class...
and he always says, "um, professor, can i ask you a question?" which is almost as annoying as some asswipe who just says things outloud.
and last year, in another english lit class (i think i'm noticing a pattern...) there was this flamer who had an andrew baird-type voice who would always just say something for the sake of saying something. his answers were always retarded.
yeah worse than the constant questions guy is the guy that just likes to hear himself talk, at least by asking questions something is being learned. All we learn from the douchebag spouting off some gibberish is that hes a douchebag.
Steve, would you ask questions of the giant bearded scary man that just made you give up your stash of guns....i think not
