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Friday, January 20, 2006
 
Welcome to the Jungle
  • We're about two-thirds of the way through January and I'm still eating halloween candy. Thats just fucking disgusting. Anyone want a tootsie roll? How bout some nibs, or rockets? Seriously folks I've got enough to get me at least til Easter.

  • With the new season of 24 starting and Chuck Norris' popularity at an all time high many people are wondering who would win a fight between Chuck and Jack Bauer. Well by many people I mean at least these guys. Honestly though it would be so one-sided I don't think you can even call it a fight. Heres how I think it would go down:

    Chuck Norris would start with a predictable roundhouse kick. Jack would grab his foot and break it. Chuck would awake a couple of hours later handcuffed to a chair. Now Jack knows that Chuck Norris is willing to die for his cause so directly torturing him wouldn't get results (and Jack Bauer is all about getting results). Unfortunatley while Chuck Norris was unconscious Jack kidnapped Mrs. Norris and the Norris kids and he is willing to kill them if Chuck doesn't tell him what he needs to know, NOW!...hes fuckin crazy man he'll do it! Of course Chuck Norris can't allow any harm to come to his family and Bauer gets his way. Game over.

  • Thats pretty much all I've got to mutter about today, so spend the rest of the weekend trying to figure out what songs these lines belong to. Degree of dificulty: No rap music

    1) I am the man of constant sorrow, I've seen trouble all my days
    I bid farewell to old Kentucky, the place where I was born and raised

    2) Re-jec-ted since day one, My name is bastard son

    3) Gonna take her out shes my latest attraction, Gonna hang around want to get a reaction

    4) You said you didn't give a fuck about hockey, Well I never saw someone say that before

    5) Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding,
    The cretins cloneing and feeding, and I don't even own a TV

    If you need some hints highlight the spaces below
    1.Its from a movie soundtrack...a good movie...with George Clooney

    2.I'm pretty sure these guys are Canadian...that oughta narrow it down a bit

    3.These guys are from down under

    4.Man I suck at hints...these guys are definitly Canadian. But you should've already known that...c'mon who else is singin about hockey right?

    5.This is another soundtrack one, mid-90s I think. The female lead from the movie is currently pregnant

    - posted by Mike @ 2:27 PM
    • Comments:
    1. Er... that O Brother Where Art Thou song.

    5. Harvey danger - Flagpole Sitta

    For the other three? Sorry. I'm American and woefully ignorant.
    # posted by Blogger Agent 31 : 4:02 PM
     
    Yes both are correct. The O Brother song is actually called 'Man of Constant Sorrow'.

    And I'm glad someone got the Harvey Danger one because I figured out that the clue for it is wrong, so double points for that one.
    # posted by Blogger Mike : 6:05 PM
     
    the harvey danger one was the easiest.. how is the clue wrong thou?
    # posted by Blogger steve : 11:06 PM
     
    HA! take that comment spam

    oh and yeah 3 is correct too

    all that is left now it the Canadian content...
    # posted by Blogger Mike : 8:41 PM
     
    2: River Below - Billy Talent

    4: Fireworks - The Tragically Hip

    I think there is gonna be an all Tragically Hip quiz comming up one of these days to force you into some appreciation. Or something like that.
    # posted by Blogger Mike : 8:55 PM
     
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