Alfonso Soriano is a dick. I'm not going to get into this one right now, cause I'm even more angry about something else, but lets just say that Soriano can go fornicate himself with the business end of a shovel and leave it at that for now. I don't even have this guy on any of my fantasy teams.
I love 24, its a great show, but they really pissed me off last week. Okay if you've got it taped and haven't watched it yet, get out of here right now. I'm not kidding, fuck off. Look I'm even doing you the favour of just writing this junk so that your eyes don't mistakenly pickup words in the lines below and ruin anything. See this sentence has absolutely nothing to do with anything, its only here for your benefit. Alright, I'll assume that if you're still with me it won't be a shock to know that Edgar died on 24 two weeks ago. It sucked for him (and Chloe too I guess), but when he died he got the 'silent clock treatment'. Normally at every show break the clock ticks away, with only a couple exceptions reserved for when an emotional scene occurs almost always after a major characters untimely death (once it happened before). Edgar dies, gets the silent clock everything is fine and dandy. Then the next week the show ends with Tony 'Cubs Mug' Almeda getting killed. No silent clock. At first I was super pissed, Tony was my favorite character not named Bauer on that show and it was bad enough that they killed him, but then they disrespected his memory by not giving him the silent clock. This post almost happened right after that episode, but then a better theory was brought up. Of course Tony Almeda would get a silent clock, after all hes one of the few guys that have been there from the begining, so the lack of the silent clock must mean that he didn't die, he just got fucked up again. It was not to be, last night's episode confirmed that Tony is very much dead. Motherfuckers. Thats bullshit right there.
Terrell Owens signed with the Dallas Cowboys the other day, and as much as I hate the Cowboys I hope Drew Bledsoe throws him bombs all season and breaks Peyton Manning's single season record. Because as much as I hate the 'boys Drew is still my hommie.
I don't watch American Idol so I want to know how many people are still left on that show? Why do they still need a 2 hour timeslot? GO AWAY! Stick to your 1 hour slot and let me watch House you fuckers! I haven't seen it for 3 weeks now because of damned singers that no one is going to care about two months from now. Seriously, what happened to that big fat dude from before? Did he die, or did people just stop caring? Man, I'm gonna feel really bad if he actually died...well kinda bad anyway. Other then Kelly Clarkson has anyone from that show gone on to do anything semi-significant? Fuck your cranky black-shirted judge, I want my cranky quick-witted doctor back.
At least LOST is new tomorrow, that should calm me down a little.
I like to post rap lyrics that I find particularily amusing from time to time, but I tend to ignore some of the other stuff, like country. There is some funny shit in country music, and so I'll leave you with this little snippit from one of my new favorite songs:
"Well I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison and I went, to pick her up, in the ray-eyaah-eyain (rain) but before I, get to the station in my, pickup truck she got runned over by a damned old traaaay-eyain (train)"
