This is stolen property
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 24 and find line 5.
"Blitzed three levels last year, showing speed, power, and good on-base ability. Somewhat overlooked still, meaning he could be a fantasy bargin in many leagues."
Thank you Fantasy Baseball Index 2006. If you're curious that quote is talking about Kevin Melillo, 2nd base prospect for the Oakland A's

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what do you find?
A bunch of crap on my desk. Alarm clock, calculator, half empty bottle of Pepsi, lamp, speaker, pack o' gum, my watch, a grocery recipt and a tub of gummi bears.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart last night.
"Finish this sentence: put me in _______"
"Put me in NOW"
"Okay great, now start this sentence"
"......."

4. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The wind blowing outside and my iPod, right now its playing New Orleans is Sinking by the Tragically Hip

5. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday, around 1:30 comming home from class.

6. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Some blogs and my fantasy pools. What do you think of this trade offer: Clint Barmes and Matt Holliday for Jason Bay and Roger Clemens?

7. What are you wearing?
Plaid pajama pants, an old ripped sweatshirt and green boxers. I should go find some socks though cause my feet are cold.

8. Did you dream last night?
Probably. Don't you dream almost everynight, you just don't remember it? I think I heard that somewhere.

9. When did you last laugh?
Reading this blog: "time to make like a baby and head out" I love it.
Update: my sister just messeged with this one "make like a fetus and get up outta this mother"

10. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Just a four month planner. I've got a roll of fun posters that I've been supposed to put up since September. I don't think I'm going to get around to it.

11. Seen anything weird lately?
There was almost a fight in one of my classes yesterday all over reading a journal article. That was kinda weird.

12. What do you think of this quiz?
I think this question should be at the end, and not in the middle so I can give a proper answer. But so far it seems aight.

13. What is the last film you saw?
Land of the Dead. Hilarious, one of the best bad movies I've seen in a while. I'm talking Exit Wounds levels here folks.

14. If you turned a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A new golf bag and maybe a digital camera. Wait, fuck 'maybe' of course I would by it I'm a multi-millionaire now I can buy all the useless shit I want. Oh yeah, and happiness, I would totally buy some happiness.

15. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
It would be helpful if I already knew what you know, y'know? Is there anything you want to know? I had hot dogs for dinner last night, unless there is something you want to know thats all you're getting.

16. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would you do?
Make myself a multi-millionaire? World peace? Eliminate student debt? Eliminate all debt? Clothing optional? Well if its regardless of guilt that really opens up pandora's box on some crazy shit you could do and get away with right? Fuck it, I'm cutting the earth's population but 75%, if you're reading this I hope you make the cut.

17. Do you like to Dance?
Nope.

18. George Bush.
Thats not even a question, you stupid meme. Stephen Harper.

19. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Kiddo, or champ, maybe I'll mix in a slugger every once and a while. I just cut the global population by 3/4, I'd be kind of a dick if I just turned around and then had a kid though eh?

20. Imagine your boyfriend is making sweet love to his Xbox 360, what would you do?
My boyfriend huh? Well I guess that could've gone up in that question about what you don't know about me. As long as it was "sweet love" I think I'd be okay with it. If he was "fucking the shit" out of an Xbox there might be a problem. Oh, and Xboxes suck, that is all.

21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yeah, of course. I'd be pretty narrow minded to say I wouldn't even consider it. I think I'd rather stay somewhere in Canada, but at the very least I would consider moving.

22. What would you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Whats up buddy? C'mon in.

23. 4 people who must also do this meme in their journal.
You, you, that guy over there and don't think I didn't see you trying to hide in the back, you're sure as fuck doing this thing. And I'm out.
- posted by Mike @ 1:33 PM