Wake up to a Jesus piece like a Catholic nun...
Boy did I ever have an awsome dream last night. I woke up and actually started laughing when I remembered what I had just drempt (is drempt a word? or should I have gone with dreamed?). So it started out with me in the backseat of a car going up to a cottage with a couple buddies. But instead of using roads like normal folk we were driving through fields and over hills and shit, and everytime we'd meet a road there were always police cars there. So we'd freak out cause the cops would probably be pissed about the unothadox driving. But then we'd realize that the cops had actually pulled someone else over and just happened to be there, paying no attention to us. This happened like 5-6 times, it was like a bad (or good) Family Guy joke.

We get to the cottage, but we have to check in like at a motel. So I go in to get the key or whatever it is I had to do, and Method Man is behind the counter. Then I go "Oh shit, it's the M-E-T-" and he finishes it off "H-O-D" and we both say "MAN!". Good times. It turns out that there is a poker game going on in the back room so Meth (we're friends in the dream so I can call him Meth) and I head back and meet up with Michael Douglas and Dustin Hoffman. Hoffman is in total Rain Man mode "Its aces, definitly, definitly aces" and hes doing all the odds and calculations in his head but saying them out loud. "Four in the deck, throw away three, pick up two, definitly aces, 82%, uh-oh, five minutes to Wapner". This whole time Douglas is just getting more and more mad, finally hes had enough, jumps up and yells "FUCK! You're not the fucking Rain Man! Fold or call I don't care, just shut the fuck up!". So Hoffman calls, flips over his cards and in his normal voice just says "Definitly aces" and takes the pot. It was the funniest thing Meth or I had ever seen.

Then I woke up. I never thought I'd see the day that Michael Douglas showed up in one of my dreams. I'm gonna throw the remaining first round matchups up here for my ultimate music tournament. So get your votes in cause the 2nd round starts on monday. If you're reading this and haven't voted yet, scroll back through the last few post and have your say. It could change the course of history. Plus, if you don't vote you can't complain when we crown a winner.

(2)Shook Ones Part II Mobb Deep vs. (15)Momma Said Knock You Out LL Cool J
(2)Triumph Wu-Tang Clan vs. (15)Fu-Gee-La The Fugees
(2)Twist My Arm The Tragically Hip vs. (15)Horse With No Name America
(2)What I Got Sublime vs. (15)Clocks Coldplay

(1)Feel Me Flow Naughty by Nature vs. (16)Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice
(1)Da Rockwilder Method Man and Redman vs. (16)Poppin Them Thangs G-Unit
(1)Back in Black AC/DC vs. (16)Old Time Rock n' Roll Bob Seger
(1)Gus: The Polar Bear from Central Park The Tragically Hip vs. (16)Are You Gonna Be My Girl? Jet
- posted by Mike @ 3:15 PM