More 5's then Bagwell and Lidstrom combined
So I've ended up with the day off, and in addition to my full schedule of washing socks, playing MVP Baseball and watching House tonight I thought I'd drop a few musically themed Top 5's.

Lets get retarded it started with the Top 5 Remixes (haha haha DJ clue clue!)

5. You're a Mean One - Busta Rhymes and Jim Carrey
"When the Grinch come around you gotta safeguard your things, you betta safeguard your money and safeguard your bling."

4. Whoa! - Black Rob, Rah Digga, Lil' Cease, G-Dep, Da Brat, Beanie Sigel, P. Diddy, Shyne, Petey Pablo and the Madd Rapper.
"LOX left and Mase retired like whoa. So I threw the label on my back like whoa."

3. Made You Look - Jadakiss, Nas and Ludacris
"I'm just a victim of society, it's Cris the menace. With more shit out on the streets then evicted tennents"

2. The Gambler - Kenny Rogers, Wyclef Jean and Pharoae Monch
"You better count your duckets, before you touch the turntable. Cause if you run out of big tunes, that means your sound is done"

1. Special Delivery - Ghostface Killah, G-Dep, Keith Murray and Craig Mack
"'Yo Murray what the deal?'Yeah I'm gutter. What I utter got you timid, hesitating like a stutter."


Moving right along, we're into the Top 5 worst karaoke songs:

5. Iz They Wildin Us & Gettin Rowdy Wit Us? - Busta Rhymes and Mystical
4. One Week - Barenaked Ladies
3. Roxanne - The Police
2. Welcome to the Jungle - Guns n' Roses
1. Black Betty - Ram Jam

Or maybe those would be the best 5 depending how you look at the karaoke experience.
Now lets end this thing before anyone gets hurt with the Top 5 best opening lines in rap:

5. "Aww shit, y'all done fucked up and let me in this bitch."
4. "Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myself, you can try this at home, you can be just like me."
3. "One, two, three into the four, Snoop Doggy Dog and Dr. Dre is at the door."
2. "Woke up in the morning like 10 AM, walked past the Listerine went straight for the gin."
1. "I got permission to put yo' momma in a headlock."
You had to know that would be #1.
- posted by Mike @ 9:12 AM