My birthday is in less then 4 months...
Need some hints on what to get the guy who has nothing? It's your one stop shop, and I'm not kidding. If someone gets me that, you're automatic bestman at my wedding and I'll name my first child after you*, regardless of its sex.

I also forgot yesterday about a couple more features the awesome house had. A pool table and a poker room. Yeah, a whole fucking room for nothing but poker. I guess you could have sex parties in there too, but then the sex party room wouldn't get used as much.

*Offer subject to change without notice or reason.
- posted by Mike @ 5:21 PM