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Thursday, October 26, 2006
Like Prison Break...but not at all One of the perks of my new job is that I get to wear a lab coat. If you wear a lab coat and walk around quickly enough then it's almost like a superhero's cape. So basically I fight crime and injustice all day. The other day I'm walking around work, in my lab coat, and this guy comes up to me and says "Excuse me, do you work here?" Why else would I have the lab coat on? I wanted to tell the guy that I had stolen it and that I was planning a break out, and that if he kept his wits about him that he could join me on my quest. But instead I just giggled internally and said "Yes, yes I do work here." I can't even remember what the guy wanted now, all I can remember is his awesome powers of deduction. |